Wednesday, January 17, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, monkeys and elephants. I, Tan Shi Hao, hereby officially annouce that I HATE MOSQUITOS. Thank you for your attention. -applauses- As I am blogging now, I'm sure that there's a pesky mosquito somewhere buzzing around in my room. My leg is liek so itchy now, credits to the mosquito. That's why I prefer leeches over mosquito! Both suck your blood, but leeches dont make you feel a thing. Just that you see a disgusting slimey worm on you when it is feeding. Whereas mosquitos, though not as disgusting, MAKE YOU ITCHY. And itch is like the worst feeling to have. Especially when you are trying not to scratch yourself. Imagine the mosquito kissed your bottom. You cannot go around scratching your bottom in public! People will think that you are some kind of pervertic manic and laugh at you. Okay, leeches inject something that will stop your blood from clotting. So if a leech kissed your bottom, you will just bleed all over and stain your pants. People will also laugh at you, especially guys, because we dont have monthly things. Hence, both cases are as embarassing! So, I hereby have another annoucement to make! I officially declare that I hate both mosquitos and leeches. But I hate mosquitos more! Thank you! posted at1:27 AM |
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