It's My Life
Monday, July 14, 2008

Why am I an Ah Beng?

After a thorough research with both google and yahoo, I have come to understand the meaning of "Ah Beng" and below are the summarize points. 

  • Bad Dress Sense
  • Outrageously bleached or blonde-dyed hair
  • Excessively Flashy
  • Show-offs
  • Bad English
  • Crude, Foul-Mouthed 
Out of the 6 points listed above, not even 1 describes me. In other words, I do not fit into the category of "Ah Bengs". 

But the consensus among my friends is that I am indeed an Ah Beng. And the reasons giving were kind of lame. They include:

  • Long arms that may swing too much when you walk
  • The look on your face
  • Your eyes are very fierce when agitated
  • The way you behave
  • Your overall body language
Please tell me that those are lame reasons. There had been comments that my voice is gentle. Ah Bengs don't have a gentle voice! Moreover, I am not a habitual chain smoker! 

If you can, please give me some concrete evidence that I am indeed an Ah Beng. If not, please stop saying that I am an Ah Beng when I'm like trying to be guai! T.T

posted at4:32 PM