夜光下見～





I think I have a lifeless life.




Longshi celebrated the birthday of our San Tian Du Yuan Shuai last Sunday. The actual day is on monday. But we had an early birthday bash for him!



Basically other troupes that closer/got link with us will come. Then their lion eat green, their people eat buffet. Haha. It's quite 熱鬧 compared to last year. Last year hold on a weekday night. Not very convenient I guess.



Everyone cai normal di qing. Then jiao lian give big shi hao cai 毒蛇攔路 plus 2 can of beer (dunno who put). Hahaha. Damn funny lo. Then xsh ying jie bsh -_-'''


Huat ah

On the actual day of the shen dan (monday). We got chu dui. After that come back need to pray and burn incense paper. Normal procedures for all religious chinese festivals. Need to appease spirits, pray and burn paper. Need to appease gods, pray and burn paper. Haha.


wu bai wu bo bi!!!



Burn burn~ Give you huat! lol..


Huat liao must jing cha. Basically walk clockwise and pour the tea/rice wine on the ground.

Been lazy to blog nowadays. But I'll keep those posts coming!

Anyway, got a new phone. W760i. Been using gary's E65 ever since my N70 disappeared into the thin air. Shall give a review of my new phone soon =D




China dairy firm knew of toxic milk for months

Poor babies died just cos they were "upholding" their reputation or whatever by keeping mum about the toxic milk!

Say NO to China's milk.

I drank dutch lady before. Wonder if I'm in any danger :S Maybe I should write my will first. You know, just in case. You never know what's gonna happen the next minute!

I think there's something weird happening to my hand. I was holding a can of drink. Then suddenly the can just slip out of my fingers and went *plonk* to the floor. And it's not the first time!

There was once I was holding my handphone, then it slipped out of my fingers and went "plang-pak-pak-plang" on the floor. Are my fingers losing their grip? =\




Yay, finally got back my room. I missed it ):

Thanks bean-bag-in-the-living-room for being my bed for the past week. Although it was not exactly comfortable. It's still something. Hahaha.

I think I need a new job. Like now. Before school starts. Can someone give meeee a job? Pls pls pls pls? <3


Left or Right?

Totally random picture =D

There's the SL chalet going on. Tonight! But I can't go ): Cos I thought it's on thursday? Haix.. Have fun without me *sobs* I'll see if I am able to rush down... T.T




Enter The Dragon Beng


Since everyone is saying that I'm Beng. I shall just prove them right. If not later they lau kui right? =D

No la, I'm actually dying my hair black-purplish-blue. But need to bleach my hair first. Bleach already I lazy to dye to my black-purplish-blue. Might as well keep this brown hair for a week or two.

This is called maxmising your "profit". I use this color for a few weeks, then change. If not I dye to black-purplish-blue immediately, it's only 1 color. But now is a few weeks brown. Then change. So technically I get 2 colors.

Honestly I dunno if you understand. Cos I am also kinda confused when typing. Hahaha.


But right, I think I look more like a pretty boy than a beng. Haha. My friend told me I'm not handsome but pretty O.o

I don't like my lower lip though ):




My camera is finally fixed. Shall go collect it later.. Wonder how much the repair works cost. Hope it does not burn another big hole in my pocket :(

Kaka dyed his hair last night. He wanted blonde but it turned out funny. Like those kind of monkey fur like that. Kim kim a bit orange like that. Hahahah. Damn sick. =D Maybe I should go dye my hair too O.o




I wonder.. Why some people just won't go home? This is not your freaking house. Can't you just get the fuck out? It seems like I am getting chased out by my own house.

I've not watched the tv for months. Reason being there's this fucking parasite in the living room everyday I reach home. That is not a big problem. I can live without tv.

You started from a simple sleep over. Then slowly bring more clothes over. In the end, you settled your moronic ass into my house. If you just minded your own business and don't bother my parents and I, I am still able to take it.

But what the fuck. You treat my place like you are the owner. And you treat my mom like your maid. Get it in your pea-sized brain that my mom is doing whatever she's doing because she has a kind-heart. That does not mean you can fucking take advantage of her.

Knn. You think you can climb on top of my parents' heads and poo? Fuck you. Let you sleep here not enough? Still must feed you. Still must wash up after you. Still must wash and iron your clothes. Do you know how much you disrupted our lives?!??

Then every time you went back to your own home. You come and chao chao nao nao with my brother. Quarrel like there's no tmr. Eh tieu la. You think what? Throw tantrum is it. Diao your rotten face la. How I wish that I will never ever see your ugly high-heels outside my door. How I wish my family goes back to our old ways.

My dad used to come home everyday at 6+ even when my mom is working. He would buy dinner for me and take a nap in the living room before going out to fetch my mom. Now, due to the presence of some fucking parasite, he prefer to stay out and wait for my mom.

I dread staying at home too. Your voice is like a swarm of bees stinging my brain. Your laughter is like some injured crow cawing for help. Heck man! Just by the presence of your shoes outside my house can make me pek chek.

Moreover now my granny is now living at my house. She's staying for the week. As a result, I am sleeping in the living room. So there's no way that I can avoid that piece of shit that is always nua-ing in front of the tv.

Get a life and get out. You suck.





Spastic -_-


大頭獻寶 - 給你大發~!~!~!~!!


鋼管之舞

Actually there's sexier photos. But a bit unsuitable for minors =P Maybe I can show them to you when you pm me or something. Haha.

Anyway, got back my results. Not fabulous. But not disastrous too. Slight improvement from the previous semester. (: School's starting next month.. I'm looking for another job now. Any lobangs?




After like 3000 years of all talk and no action, I finally packed my wardrobe today! A great accomplishment for me. And it made me discovered some stuff that I would never understand.

For example. Since when did I have so many lion dance clothes? This is something that I can never decipher.



I am always wearing the usual ones for training. But never did I find out that I have so many other pieces buried inside my wardrobe. Like deep down inside, somewhere. They appeared magically. Hahaha.



I never knew I can fold clothes so neatly. Hahahha. Neater than my mum's folding some more. Yes, I'm very complacent. I know =D Maybe next time can be house-husband right? Let the woman feed me.

I am joking like duh. I will die if you ask me to stay at home everyday and do household chores. Everyone, please watch 4bia. I rate it 3.5/5

Ter ter ter ter!!!!! Princess Sohpia..... *cough cough cough cough* AHHHHHH~!~!~ Pi! pi!!!!!!!!! *ahhhhhhhhhh PIACK*
-the above are abstracts from the movie... be sure to catch it!




The song playing on my site now is 男人女人. This song did not really catch my attention at first. But after hearing it repeatedly, I grew attached to it. Why?

Because it is the Number 1 hit song at Dolphin! It is played at least once everyday. There was a time I think it played for 3-5 times. That's how popular it is!

There are other hit songs too, the top 3 being - 男人女人, 大哥, and 你是我的眼.


男人女人 KTV

Therefore, please get it off your mind that Dolphin is a sleazy club with booming R&B/techno/hip-hop. It is actually nothing like that. How bad can that place be when it's playing songs like this? (:

-I need to fix my damn camera, many thanks for "watering" it. No, it does not grow like a damn plant-

Ok, shall go watch my Andy Lau movie - 天若有情 - Shall give a review on it after watching :D




To celebrate our completion of the sibei lame temp job, we decided to go....................................
Dolphin! That's right, our usual hang-out for boring nights.

And stupid Gary was late.

"Hello, Shi Hao, meet what time?"
"8.15 lo"
"WA SO LATE"
"Then 8.00 lo"
"Ok ok"

In the end, that stupid guy reached at 8.45pm. Then become my fault! Cos he said I meet so late, then he nothing to do, he went to sleep. Like that complacent liao lo.

If not for our fast consumption rate at the kopitiam, we will miss happy hour lo. But today we're very guai la. We stayed a while only. Went home around 12.

I finally mastered yoga fire today. Yoga fire is this special move by street fighter, Dhalsim. If you guys don't know how Dhalsim is, you have no life.


Dhalsim


Me


We dimmed the lights for better effects

I found it hard to master Gary's way of sucking the fire. Therefore, I thought, just blow it instead of sucking it! Those who think that sentence is suggestive, it's supposed to be. HAHAHA.


Gary's tutorial on how to suck fire


Me doing Yoga flame

Credits to Gary for the screenshots and videos.

PS: Please don't try the above at home. Yes, it's entertainment. But the hazards are real. Please, dont try it at home.





Yesterdays marks my final day in Trend Mirco. Although those who know Trend Mirco will say,"Wa, big company leh, good job ah!" But right! It is total crap.

They gave us a big-ass database to call. I don't know how they got their database. But majority of the names there are irrelevant to our purpose! RESULTING IN ME KENNA XXXX-ED ON THE PHONE.

"Hello, I'm calling from Trend Micro"
"What?"
"I'm calling from Trend Micro, I'd like to invite you for our Channel Briefing on thursday."
"What's your purpose of this?"
"Actually this Channel Briefing is about.."
"You realised we are in the same business? You realised that we would have no interest in whatever you are doing? You realised that you have no common sense? I have no time for this conversation."
*click*

Stupid ang moh!!! I feel like reaching through the phone to give him 3000 slaps! ):

Anyway some fun/nice things from this temp job are - 1) Gary really funny on the phone, 2) the food there really 10x times nicer than canteen's 3.


Handmade noodles

The perpetual long queue stall! As you carry the noodles to your table, you can feel the temperature arising from the hot steaming bowl of soup+noodles. Then when you take in the first mouthful of noodles.... Hmmm.... You will scald your tongue if you're not careful.

After that, when you finally can taste the true essence of the noodles, let me tell you! The noodles tastes just like... noodles!!!!!!! Average only lo. Confirm will xiang de dao. Don't know why the queue so long also.


Indian Cuisine

This is still the best stall in the whole food court. Die die must try, no try you will regret dying. You can have the best of both worlds! Rice and Naan. You can eat your Naan in 403341 different ways. Like a popiah, like roti prata, like bread, like rice, like anything!

Science Park Drive, Cintech 1, Indian Cuisine, must try!!!





Been working at Trend Micro

My job is basically to call other companies and ask them to send people to attend this seminar thing. But like 98% of the people are not interested. Haix. Boring boring boring.


My Primary Essentials - access card + wallet


My Secondary Essentials - coffee + laptop + coffee

Good thing is 1) I am working together with Gary , 2) The canteen/food court is just downstairs. The food there is actually quite nice. Better than canteen 3's I would say. Hahaha.


Indian Cuisine

This stall is forever having a lonnnggg queue. Very expensive but nice. Shall try the handmade noodles tmr. It is the other stall which is having a perpetual long queue.

Can't wait for wednesday. This job is so boring :(




Interesting "war" going on at my blog. Thanks for making me feel like a celebrity. With people criticising and trying to defend. Feels like some big star!

Frankly speaking, if you randomly come across a blog and see that the author is a freaking ugly creature. A normal person will just close the window/tab.

I therefore conclude that dear anonymous is nowhere near normal. Instead she must be fucking abnormal! She randomly visits, randomly tags, then randomly come back, and randomly tags more!

But hey, it's ok. I am very sure she knows in her heart who the fuck is behind those names.

I shall not waste time and energy defending myself. Judge me in whatever way you want. I don't care. If you dislike me, it's your problem. I doubt many people really know me anyway.

Anonymous, if you seriously have a fucking problem with me. We can always come out and talk over a cup of coffee, if you are up to it. Come out and settle this shit once and for all.

BUT I am very busy with my lusting though. I am afraid you would have to make an appointment.

Mobile : (+65) 90709887
Email: ahhios@hotmail.com

Oh yea, if you're not up to it. I suggest that you fuck off my blog. Delete your fucking history in your web browser. So that you won't come fucking around here again. Thank you (:




How To Lie On A Public Road Without Getting Run Over

• consume alcohol to be in the wrong state of mind
• choose your spot on the road
• wait for the traffic light to turn red
• make sure there's no turning vehicles
• flop down on your spot when the above are fulfilled
• snap a photo with a reasonably fast camera as evidence
• get up and scram when done

Results* - a cool photo of you (and your friends) lying on a public road!


*results may vary from the illustration

Disclaimer - the author will not be responsible for any deaths or death-related symptoms that may result from trying out the above. Children under the age of 18 are to seek parents consent. Supervision by a sober adult is highly recommended.





Wa-tah~!~!~!!!!
(refer to http://garynbc.blogspot.com to understand the above pic)


Saturday Night Fever~

Saturday night = very high.
Intoxication level = 8/10

I don't know why also. But we drank a lot. Like just keep drinking and drinking. Luckily we quickly put the new chivas in balance. If not, we'll confirm be drunk. Haha. Gary was like super high especially after seeing his NS buddies.


Kawaii~

Sang my 男人情女人心 with wei ru. But I think I sounded terrible after so much alcohol. Cos got one guy from another table kept looking over. It's either I sounded very nice or very bad. I choose to think the latter.

Hmm, ok la. Maybe he's looking at wei ru, not me. Afterall her singing is like very nice. Such a waste that her talent is not groomed. Haha.

needs a job now...