How To Lie On A Public Road Without Getting Run Over

• consume alcohol to be in the wrong state of mind
• choose your spot on the road
• wait for the traffic light to turn red
• make sure there's no turning vehicles
• flop down on your spot when the above are fulfilled
• snap a photo with a reasonably fast camera as evidence
• get up and scram when done

Results* - a cool photo of you (and your friends) lying on a public road!


*results may vary from the illustration

Disclaimer - the author will not be responsible for any deaths or death-related symptoms that may result from trying out the above. Children under the age of 18 are to seek parents consent. Supervision by a sober adult is highly recommended.